The (1), the only, Joey fuckin' Jordison!

Jun 04

Peek-a-bootie

Peek-a-bootie

Jun 02

Move, bitch, get outta the way!

Move, bitch, get outta the way!

Jun 01

Oh my gosh Joey you look so lonely I really don’t mind hanging back I’ll just grab one of these chairs and sit and watch you and no don’t worry it’s okay I’ll just grab the next bus you just keep playing and I’ll just sit here and watch I’ll be good I promise you won’t even know I’m here

Oh my gosh Joey you look so lonely I really don’t mind hanging back I’ll just grab one of these chairs and sit and watch you and no don’t worry it’s okay I’ll just grab the next bus you just keep playing and I’ll just sit here and watch I’ll be good I promise you won’t even know I’m here

May 31

Cue dramatic ‘Days of Our Lives’ closeup

Cue dramatic ‘Days of Our Lives’ closeup

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May 30

“Without Black Sabbath, there’d be no metal.”

The latest issue of Metal Hammer goes on sale today and features Joey Jordison talking about Black Sabbath! \m/ Find out what our favorite drummer had to say here; http://m.metalhammer.co.uk/news/slipknots-joey-jordison-its-simple-without-black-sabbath-thered-be-no-metal/

Insert crystal ball

Insert crystal ball

May 28

Paris and Britney have got nothing on this upskirt action!

Paris and Britney have got nothing on this upskirt action!

May 26

That’s a war face if I ever did see one

That’s a war face if I ever did see one

May 24

the-drug-in-me-is-my-music asked: Why are you so sexy? ;)

Who, me? Or Joey JoJo? Because he’s clearly the winner in this, hands down!

peachydusk asked: This blog is sooo fucking awesome. The guy is such a bad ass ;) and hot too! Aye, I wish I had found this earlier haha. Wait, Joey has FB? /flails

Thanks so much! And yes, he’s certainly a cutie! Joey has official FB and MySpace pages to promote himself as a musician but he doesn’t have them for his personal use. So if you see a Twitter claiming it’s him, don’t be fooled! x

If you’re on Twitter…

and would like to share your thoughts and well wishes to Paul, we’re all trying to get #2yearswithout2 trending. Putting a little ② next to your username as a mark of respect is also being adopted by many Paul fans today! It’s great to see.

Cannot believe it’s been two years already. Rest in peace, Paul ② Gray, we miss you.

Cannot believe it’s been two years already. Rest in peace, Paul ② Gray, we miss you.

May 22

sevinseze asked: AY YOU COME 'ERE OFTEN SEXY GURRRL?

BACK DAT ASS UPPPP

Jabba!

Jabba!